Chicken Programming: Stroker Ace and the Death of John Wes Townley.

Former NASCAR driver John Wes Townley was shot and killed on October 2, 2021. Reportedly, he attacked his ex-wife Laura Townley and Zachary Anderson with a hatchet at her home in the Five Points area of Athens, Georgia. Zachary Anderson shot and killed John Wes, and accidentally shot Laura, who sustained serious injuries. The investigation is ongoing and no charges have been filed.

John Wes Townley is the son of Tony Townley, who co-founded the Zaxby’s chain of chicken restaurants, and was the main sponsor of John Wes’ racing career. The other co-founder and CEO of Zaxby’s is Zach McLeroy and John Wes Townley was killed by a guy named Zach.

Chicken sponsors and NASCAR leads us to the film Stroker Ace. Stroker Ace is a 1983 American action comedy sport film directed by Hal Needham and starring Burt Reynolds as the eponymous Stroker Ace, a NASCAR driver. When Stroker runs afoul of his current sponsor he has to find a new one. Fried-chicken mogul Clyde Torkle convinces Stroker and his chief mechanic, Lugs Harvey, to sign up with him. Overlooking his contract by not reading its specifics, Stroker begins a new life as the commercial face for the Chicken Pit fast-food restaurants. (The slogan on Stroker’s car reads: “The Fastest Chicken in the South.”) His contract proves to stipulate that he must do personal appearances, which include dressing up in a chicken suit – feet included.

We can start by pointing out a few similarities and piling the numerical synchronicities on top. Stroker Ace is a popular race car driver from Waycross, Georgia, and a three-time champion in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series driving a #7 Ford Thunderbird. Townley is a native of Watkinsville, Georgia and after the 2012 season, Townley signed with Red Horse Racing to drive the team’s #7 Toyota in the Camping World Truck Series for 2013. Both had chicken sponsors.

The 7th Prime number is 17. Ace =17. NASCAR =17. Stroker Ace released on 1/7.

Zachary Anderson =107 allegedly fatally shot John Wes Townley =107.

Townley’s final race in the ARCA Racing Series before retirement was the 2016 Reese’s 150 at the Kansas Motor Speedway. Townley finished the race in 7th place and the winner of the race drove the No. 77 car.

Townley was killed 7 months 17 days after the 2021 Daytona 500 was won by Michael McDowell in the final lap. Michael =77 McDowell was born exactly 77 weeks after Stroker Ace released in theaters. We decoded the 2021 Daytona 500 earlier this year.

Townley was born 7 years 11 months 7 days after the Year of the Rooster ended in 1982 and Stroker Ace released 17 months 7 days after the Year of the Rooster ended in 1982.

Townley died 7,771 days after the US release of the film Chicken Run.

John Wes Townley =33 was born a span of 30 years 313 days after the inaugural Daytona 500. John Wes Townley was killed on the second day of October =33. Townley was born a span of 313 months 1 week 3 days after US president John F. Kennedy =33 was assassinated while riding in a car.

Townley’s final race in the ARCA Racing Series was the 2016 Reese’s 150 at the Kansas Motor Speedway and this was 33 years 313 days after Stroker Ace released. Townley’s only win in the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series was at the 2015 Rhino Linings 350 and he died exactly 313 weeks or one day short of the 6 year anniversary of this win.

Burt Reynold’s last portrayal of the Bandit was in Smokey and the Bandit Part 3, which released a span of 333 weeks 3 days before the birth of Townley. Smokey and the Bandit Part 3‘s theatrical release poster has some nice one-eye symbolism too. Country Music Hall of Fame member Jerry Reed stars in the Smokey and the Bandit series. Townley was killed 13 years 31 days after Reed’s death.

Burt Reynolds co-owned a NASCAR Winston Cup Series team with Hal Needham, which ran the No. 33 Skoal Bandit car with Harry Gant as the driver. Burt Reynolds was 3 years 333 days old when Harry Gant was born and Gant also appeared in Stroker Ace.

At the 1987 Winston 500 at Talladega Superspeedway, Hall of Famer Bill Elliott set an all-time NASCAR qualifying record of 212.809 mph in his Ford Thunderbird =330. Unrestricted high-speed races at Talladega Superspeedway ended after a crash at this race and restrictor plates would end up being compulsory by the end of the year. So Bill Elliott’s record will probably never be broken and he shall remain the fastest. Bill is a native of Georgia like Stroker and Townley. The 1987 Winston 500 was a span of 3 years 10 months 3 days after Stroker Ace released and the Winston 500 was ran on a date with 33 numerology, 5+3+1+9+8+7.

Townley was born a span of 3 years 3 weeks 3 days when the Year of the Rooster began in 1993. The day after Townley’s death was a span of 3 years 33 weeks since the most recent Year of the Rooster ended in 2018 and Burt Reynolds died in September 2018.

Townley was born a span of 3,303 days after the death of Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC). Colonel Sanders was a 33rd degree Freemason.

Zach McLeroy =333 is co-founder and CEO of Zaxby’s.

The game of “Chicken” is normally played by two drivers, who drive towards each other on a collision course: one must swerve, or both may die in the crash, but if one driver swerves and the other does not, the one who swerved will be called a “chicken”, meaning a coward. Stroker Ace released exactly 33 weeks before the film Footloose released. In Footloose, the film’s star Kevin Bacon, wins a game of “Chicken“. Kevin Bacon was 1,303 weeks 3 days old when Stroker Ace released.

Actor James Dean‘s death in a car accident was 333 months 1 day before Stroker Ace released.

Stroker Ace released when Maurice Hilleman =313 was a span age of 3,331 weeks. Maurice Hilleman and his team developed the chickenpox vaccine.

Stroker Ace and John Wes Townley were from the US state of Georgia. Incumbent Georgia governor Brian Kemp was a span age of 313 months 30 days when Townley was born.

Townley was a straight-up 331 months 3 weeks for the Great America Eclipse.

As I’m writing this up I peeked at the leaderboard for who may win the 2021 NASCAR Cup Series. When Townley died a driver named Denny Hamlin was leading in points. Denny Hamlin was 3,330 days old when Townley was born. Another driver in contention is Ryan Blaney, who coincidentally had the same birthday as Townley and Ryan Michael Blaney =333 was a span age of 333 months 3 days when Townley died.

Fastest Chicken in the South =444. Townley was killed a span of 40 years 41 weeks 4 days after the death of Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) =444. Burt Reynolds was 44 years 44 weeks 1 day old when Colonel Sanders died.

The Big Chicken is a KFC restaurant in Marietta, Georgia, which features a 56-foot-tall (17 m) steel-sided structure designed in the appearance of a chicken rising up from the top of the building.  Constructed in 1956, it is a well-known landmark. It underwent a $2 million renovation project in 2017. The Big Chicken =44 restaurant reopened with a ribbon-cutting ceremony 4 years 144 days before the death of Townley.

Buckethead is known for wearing a Bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken =444 like a hat during performances. Buckethead’s second studio album Giant Robot (1994) released when Townley was a span age of 4 years 44 weeks.

Stroker Ace released 1,444 weeks 1 day after the film Rebel Without a Cause released and in this film a version of the “Chicken” game is played. This film released nearly a month after James Dean’s death in a car accident.

SUPER CHICKEN =444. Super Chicken is a segment that ran on the animated television series George of the Jungle. It was produced by Jay Ward and Bill Scott, who earlier had created the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons. Super Chicken was voiced by Bill Scott in a Boston Brahmin accent and John Wes Townley was born 4 years 4 weeks 4 days after the death of Bill Scott.

Townley was born exactly 414 weeks after the Year of the Rooster ended in 1982

Townley died a span of 44 years 4 months 14 days after the NYC premier of the film Smokey and the Bandit, which is the film that Burt Reynolds is known for. Burt Reynold’s ex-wife Loni Anderson starred in Stroker Ace and she was 44 years 4 months old when Townley was born.

Jim France is the current CEO and executive vice president of NASCAR. Jim France was born in the year ’44 and he was 4,014 weeks 4 days old when Townley was killed. Energy =444.

Seattle Grunge band Alice in Chains has a song called “Rooster“.  “Rooster” was the last music video to feature original bass player Mike Starr, who is pictured on the cover of the single. Starr died of a prescription drug overdose at the age of 44 years 11 months 4 days in 2011. Starr’s birthday was on 4/4 and his death was 1,444 weeks 4 days after Stroker Ace released.

Burt Reynolds was a span age of 2,811 weeks 6 days when John Wes Townley =286 was born. The 286th Prime number is 1871.

  • Zaxby’s =87. John =87 Townley was a span age of 8,700 days when Stroker Ace director Hal Needham died. Townley was killed 1,870 weeks 1 day after the death of Bill Scott, voice of Super Chicken.

National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) =1599. John Wes Townley died at the span age of 11,599 days. Townley was born 59 years 9 months 11 days after the founding of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC). Chicken restaurant =599. Roosters =599. Burt Reynolds co-owned a NASCAR Winston Cup Series team with Hal Needham, with driver Harry Gant. Townley was born when Harry Gant was 599 months old.

  • 599 is the 109th Prime number. Stroker Ace =109. John Wes =109. Tony Townley =109 is John’s father and co-founder of Zaxby’s. Eating chicken =109.

What, you didn’t think I would have any 666/999 coding? We have some crazy alphanumeric harmonics here.

Chicken restaurants =666. Colonel Sanders was born 9/9/90. Real Chicken =999. Former NASCAR driver John Townley =966/996 was killed 91 years 196 days after the founding of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) and his death was a span of 69 years 9 days after the first Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) =969 franchise opened. Fried chicken restaurants =969.

  • Chicken sponsor =699. Fried Chicken Empire =966. Cluck =1669.
  • Clyde Torkle’s Chicken Pit – Fastest Chicken in the South =669.

NASCAR Cup Series =696. Townley was killed a curious 1,996 weeks 1 day after Stroker Ace released in theaters. After not finishing several races early in his career due to crashing, John Wes Townley earned the nickname “John Wrecks Weekly” =666.

Burton Leon Reynolds Junior =666. Burton Reynolds =666. John Wes Townley was born a span of 9 years 19 weeks 6 days before Smokey and the Bandit II released.

Rooster =660. John Wes Townley =660 was a span age of 6 years 6 months when Stroker Ace released. Townley was 6,060 days old when the film Talladega Nights =660 released. The Ballad of Ricky Bobby =6660. Townley’s only win in the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series was 9 years 60 days after Talladega Nights released. Townley was 10,196 days old when Jim Nabors =69 died, who was the chief mechanic for Stroker Ace in the film. Burt Reynolds =906 died on 9/6 at the age of 990 months. Townley was killed 1,990 weeks 1 day after Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 released. Ned Beatty died earlier in 2021 and Beatty starred in Stroker Ace as Clyde Torkle, the chicken shack sponsor for Stroker Ace’s car. Ned Beatty made his film debut as Bobby Trippe in Deliverance, starring Burt Reynolds. John Wes Townley was born exactly 909 weeks after the film Deliverance =199 released. Squeal like a pig =66.

The film Stroker Ace was adapted from the 1973 novel Stand on It =696/996, an autobiography of fictional driver “Stroker Ace.” The novel’s joint authors are William Neely and Robert K. Ottum =669. Townley was a span age of 6,660 days when William Neely died and Stroker Ace released when Robert K. Ottum was 696 months old.

It was reported earlier this year that Spire Motorsports will use a Stroker Ace paint scheme for their No. 7 car driven by Corey LaJoie for the 2021 Hollywood Casino 400, which is taking place in the same month as Townley’s murder. Corey LaJoie was a span age of 10,966 days when Townley was murdered.

Stroker Ace was a three-time NASCAR champion. Lee Petty was NASCAR’s first three-time Cup champion and won the inaugural Daytona 500. Lee Petty was 69 years 109 days old when Stroker Ace released.

John Wes Townley was killed a couple of days before Bubba Wallace got his first NASACAR Cup Series win, albeit due to a rainout, in the 2021 YellaWood 500 at Talladega Superspeedway. Townley was a span age of 196 weeks 6 days when Bubba Wallace =696 was born. Talladega Superspeedway opened in 1969 and the film Stroker Ace released a span of 15 years 5 weeks 5 days after the groundbreaking on Talladega Superspeedway.

  • Superstitious =666. Numerous strange occurrences at the track have led to rumors of Talladega being cursed. Since the construction of the track, many unusual events and untimely deaths have fueled the rumors of a jinx =669 or curse. In the 1973 Talladega 500NASCAR Rookie of the Year Larry Smith died of massive head injuries in a solo crash, one that was reported by commentators as a heavy hit, but believed by no means bad enough to be fatal.  Later in the same race, driver Bobby Isaac parked his car and announced he was quitting racing; he did not participate in another 1973 race. Isaac explained, “Something told me to quit. I don’t know anything else to do but abide by it.” John Wes Townley was born 196 months 19 days after Larry Smith’s death and Bobby Isaac nearly died four years to the day after Larry Smith.

Stroker Ace released a span of 9,960 days before the airing of the South Park episode “Poor and Stupid“. In the episode, Cartman wants to become a NASCAR racer, but he feels that he cannot because he is not “poor and stupid enough” to fulfill his dream. The “Poor and Stupid” episode was in the same season as the “Medicinal Fried Chicken” episode, which was partly about KFC.

In The Simpsons episode “A Star Is Born Again“, Marge Simpson says “part of Stroker Ace was filmed in our airport“. John Wes Townley died 969 weeks after this episode aired.

Townley died a span of 6,069 days after the premier of the Robot Chicken series on Adult Swim.

Brian Patrick Carroll, known professionally as Buckethead, has received critical acclaim for his innovative electric guitar playing. Buckethead is ranked on just about every list of fastest guitar players. Part of his gimmick is he wears a bucket of KFC on his head. Buckethead was born in 1969 and he was a span age of 169 months 19 days when Stroker Ace released. Monsters and Robots is Buckethead’s best selling solo album to date and it’s release in 1999 was 6,699 days after Colonel Sanders died.

Seattle Grunge band Alice in Chains has a song called “Rooster“. The song was written by guitarist/vocalist Jerry Cantrell for his father, Jerry Cantrell Sr., whose childhood nickname was “Rooster” and served with the U.S. Army during the Vietnam War.  Alice in Chains =699. Cantrell was 666 months old when Townley was killed. Alice in Chains main vocalist was a dude named Layne Staley, who was 1,166 weeks 6 days old when Townley was born. After Layne Staley’s corpse was found, an autopsy determined he overdosed on April 5, the suicide anniversary of fellow grunge icon Kurt Cobain (Cobain died at the age of 9,906 days).

Lastly, I have a suspicion that John Wes Townley’s death (a Georgia native killed in Georgia) has something to do with a sports team from Georgia.

The University of Georgia (UGA) =6660. Zaxby’s chicken and Zax Sauce is based on another smaller chicken finger chain called Guthrie’s that existed in Athens, Georgia, while Zaxby’s co-founder Zach McLeroy attended the University of Georgia. Zaxby’s headquarters and the University of Georgia is located in Athens, Georgia. The last NCAA football National Championship the University of Georgia Bulldogs won was in 1980 at the ’81 Sugar Bowl. The Dawgs head coach was Vince Dooley when they won the 1980 National Championship and Dooley was on his last day of being 996 months old when John Wes Townley won his only NASCAR Camping World Truck Series race. Silver britches =699. The 2022 College Football Playoff National Championship is scheduled to be played 6 years 99 days after John Wes Townley’s only win in the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series and if Townley was still alive, he would’ve been a span age of 11,699 days when the 2022 College Football National Championship is played. Human Offering =669. At the time of publishing this, the Georgia Bulldogs are undefeated, ranked #1, and perhaps they will go on to win it all this year. Bulldog =696.

  • The Atlanta Braves, with head coach Bobby Cox, won the 1995 World Series and pitcher Tom Glavine was MVP of the series. Tom Glavine was 666 months 1 week old when John Wes Townley died and Glavine will be 669 months 16 days old when the 2022 College Football National Championship is played. The day after the 2022 National Championship will be a span of 19,096 days since Bobby Cox’s days as a player ended on 10/1/1969. The Braves are nicknamed “The Bravos” =999.
One more thing for us to look at.

True freshmen running back Herschel Walker was the MVP of the ’81 Sugar Bowl and was a span age of 6,880 days when the Bulldogs won the ’81 Sugar Bowl. Vince Dooley turned a span age of 688 months, just three days after the birth of John Wes Townley =688. Kirby Smart is the current head football coach for the Dawgs and Kirby was 168 months 8 days old when John Wes Townley was born. The Georgia Bulldogs football program =1688. Former Braves skipper Bobby Cox played his last MLB game as a player 688 weeks 1 day before Herschel Walker won the 1982 Heisman Trophy. The Braves =1688. One other major thing to mention here is Herschel Walker is running for the Republican nomination in the 2022 United States Senate election in Georgia, and has been endorsed by Donald Trump, a former boss.

The 1688th Prime number is 14407. Bobby Cox was 14,470 days old when the Georgia Bulldogs won the 1980 National Championship.

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